Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019

Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not

“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help”

by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021

Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019

Toad

An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.

Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.

by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023

soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

by suckmah October 27, 2020