tool

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD.

Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement.

A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

The Guardian Sport Blog's very own "tool" - MAWAL

by The whole of The Kop March 1, 2011

Tool

Slang word for gun

Yo blud that kid got merked with a tool by that light skinned

by Skenydo September 18, 2017

tool

Somebody fake who changes who they are just to fit in. Somebody who is easily manipulated by peer pressure. Somebody who is a fool that doesn't think for themselves.

Examples of prominent tools are:
President Donald Trump (a tool for Steve Bannon)
Vice President Mike Pence ( a tool for everyone who says they are Christian)

by Daniel Long February 12, 2017

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

Tool

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on the radio.

by Ryan Seacrest is daddy April 18, 2017

Tool

The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!

by Csal May 30, 2011

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011