a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.
by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023
Get the Stanleymug. A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
by I was ok March 1, 2022
Get the Stanleymug. by Ayanna is swag 🤑 June 3, 2021
Get the Carli Stanleymug. by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
Get the Simon stanleymug. A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
Get the Stanleymug. 