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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.
Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”
by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019
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cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.
There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.
by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014
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Thats Cooked

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous
by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020
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Cooked Raton

A wild roaners that is fried
Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
by roanertime June 6, 2019
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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Cadbury Cook

When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.
Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.
by Zippy6969 March 15, 2023
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