Flumper thumper

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.

Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.

by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018

Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009

thumper

a man who loves to be pounded in the ass

man i sure hope that guy over there is a thumper

by the thumphump April 9, 2009

Thumper

Thumper is a amazing person who thinks she is a loser which is a obviously lie she is the most amazing person.

thumpers on another level.

by i<3youbbbbfffff July 28, 2011

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay April 9, 2006

thup

the greatest mother a kid could have!

i have a thup!

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Thumped

v. Past tense of the intransitive verb, to Thump.

The act of leaving an area or confrontation at the most inopportune time, often creating a scene of confusion and disbelief.

"Why isn't he defending Blacksmith?"
"Oh! He Thumped."

by Tyranadin December 13, 2005