Thong Burn

what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.

Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

Thong Lick

Following a Thong Shot when the girl licks up the jizz from her thong.

She loved the taste of his jizz from her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by fred_bloggs December 10, 2008

Thongitis

Rapidly Pooping in the Thong.

She has bad thongitis!

by peoplearecrazy1 June 6, 2011

man thonged

when a woman makes a man where her thong

My girlfirend man thonged me today.

by yeash August 6, 2009

Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.

Sit down don't get your thong in a knot

by Bulund August 13, 2017

Thong

as sexy as they can be, thongs are also known as "ass floss" and can be quite painful when a friend decides to yank on the strings.

are you wearing your ass floss?

by "Boobs" April 30, 2003