Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.
This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.
This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.
Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."
Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."
Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."
Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."
Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."
by Fibula. March 29, 2009
Get the Are you thirsty? mug.1. Someone who is desperate to be with the in crowd and will do whatever it takes just to earn a bit of attention from someone above them socially who could care less about them. they are also well known to be under peer pressure all the time as they are never themselves but instead a poser. They're like that puzzle piece that looks like it fits but just doesn't go there. they can be seen following the leader of the pack also known as the entourage.
2. Someone who is (usually a teenage girl) and approaches someone that is usually happens to be a teenage boy that becomes famous online by "inventing" a hot trend, dance, or song etc. all the girl wants to do is just to have sex or do other sexual inspired innuendos with him or the close friends of the famous celebrity just to say "i had sex with insert name here". also see groupie or One night Stand
2. Someone who is (usually a teenage girl) and approaches someone that is usually happens to be a teenage boy that becomes famous online by "inventing" a hot trend, dance, or song etc. all the girl wants to do is just to have sex or do other sexual inspired innuendos with him or the close friends of the famous celebrity just to say "i had sex with insert name here". also see groupie or One night Stand
1. Thirsty Freshman: Austin
"Damn your shirt is hot son"
Upperclassman: Greg
"Aye thanks freshman"
After the underclassman leaves and the upperclassman joins his friends he talks about the thirsty underclassman.
"Damn that Freshman was so thirsty with his lame ass.
i played his but he can't see the forest for the tress ha ha"...
2. A perfect Example is The GGPR group, after they became famous, numerous girls suddenly wanted desperately to give affection to any of the members of the group they could juice for Sex.
"Damn your shirt is hot son"
Upperclassman: Greg
"Aye thanks freshman"
After the underclassman leaves and the upperclassman joins his friends he talks about the thirsty underclassman.
"Damn that Freshman was so thirsty with his lame ass.
i played his but he can't see the forest for the tress ha ha"...
2. A perfect Example is The GGPR group, after they became famous, numerous girls suddenly wanted desperately to give affection to any of the members of the group they could juice for Sex.
by Lauren Laren 2010 August 29, 2009
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Get the thirsty two ouncer mug.A word mainly used by socially incompetent people to imply that sexual aggressiveness is actually humiliating...to the aggressor.
"Hey man did you see that guy being thirsty with that girl? Haha sad."
"You mean that guy being a creep? That's wrong to the girl dude...not to himself."
"Huh?"
"It's called being a misogynistic asshole."
"Uhhhh.....wha?"
"Do you live in a cave?"
"What's a cave?"
"Never mind bro."
"You mean that guy being a creep? That's wrong to the girl dude...not to himself."
"Huh?"
"It's called being a misogynistic asshole."
"Uhhhh.....wha?"
"Do you live in a cave?"
"What's a cave?"
"Never mind bro."
by whispergate May 13, 2016
Get the Thirsty mug.While giving a blowjob the person gives a deepthroat and it's so far down they gag and get sick, just as the sick comes up their throat the guy cums and the person giving the blowjob swallows it all.
Guy 1: Last night my bitch gave me the best blowjob ever!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that she deep throated you so much she had a Thirsty Annie!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that she deep throated you so much she had a Thirsty Annie!
by Bad_Gal123 May 2, 2011
Get the Thirsty Annie mug.When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.
Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."
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