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the unfunny valley

the moment in which the comedy of the scene becomes so unfunny that it warps back around to being funny.
“that skit was so torturously a dud… that it made me laugh. it entered the unfunny valley…”
by shamrocksunglasses November 23, 2021
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valley plaza

A place in bakersfield where everyone goes because there's nowhere else to go and nothing to do.
I heard valley plaza was gonna be kicking...what else is there to do.
by JessCsk8er October 9, 2016
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death valley

the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part
guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass
by guccisocklubewater August 9, 2021
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simi valley

A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
Where do you live "Snob Valley" I mean Simi Valley where else whould i live.
by Seth rocks June 1, 2006
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Moreno Valley

An over-populated town/city that mooches off every other county in its region. If any insults are directed towards Southern California, Moreno Valley is literally the scapegoat. I always have to describe it as "a little more past Riverside."

Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).

That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
Moreno Valley isn't even on the map. It really isn't.
by Dranakin August 31, 2004
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Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.

But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."

*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 January 20, 2009
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West Valley

A small city located west of Yakima, Washington were only cool kids roam. Of course not scary cool kids.
Lucky for Cody he made a name for himself with his choice of location; West Valley, Washingtion. He'll forever be known as an awesome unfreightening Ram.
by Joeblowsteve January 24, 2011
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