Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.
Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 04, 2022
A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
by wowzers holy July 13, 2022
Tyson McElroy is a very underrated basketball player
by 679user June 01, 2022
When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
by WhoreHay1217 January 19, 2025
A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.
Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.
by da Millerz May 13, 2024
Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
by Millie Baker August 09, 2021