nazi smile

The cheeky grin one has after biting the curb for a jack-booted thug.

Jamal had a nice nazi smile after an inauspicious attempted car jacking.

by fasciitis May 9, 2005

SHIT SMILE

noun: An overpowering amount of ugliness appearing on a person's face. No matter what that person can do to make themselves appear more attractive, they fail miserably and possibly become uglier or fugly. At this point, the name ' shit smile ' comes into play.

example # 1" Hey, is Joe still going out with Shit Smile ?" asked Mike.
" No. " replied Sue. " He dumped that ugly bitch months ago "

example #2: Darla got chills as she was placing her groceries down on the conveyer belt at the local grocery store. She had been warned of the hediousness that resided and worked there, but nothing like the shit smile that was indeed, her cashier.

example #3: "No one will ask me to prom this year...how could they? I'm the ugliest girl in school." sobbed Patricia. For she understood that being a shit smile, life would never be easy.

by TEE NAH NAH May 1, 2006

smile on the rocks

Gin, Grenadine, and lemon juice poured over ice.

A smile on the rocks is not a 'grill', it's a drink.

by PhilN February 19, 2006

clown smile

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating. The blood on the mouth of the person doing it looks like a big red clown mouth.

Bob went down on Trudy and came up wearing a clown smile.

by A. Walton September 30, 2005

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

British Smile

any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.

The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.

by T. Emerson Coleman December 25, 2007

bicycle smile

The smile that appears on a girl's face when she rides a bicycle. Riding along, rubbing their crotch against the seat makes them smile!
Possibly originates from "The Road to Wellville"(1994) but probably much earlier.

See Jane.
See Jane ride her bike.
See Jane's bicycle smile!
Jane sees Dick.
Look out Dick!

by JamesDeanHannan September 6, 2005