Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack

"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."

by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013

Wrath of Santa

When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations

I saw you twerking at the VMAs Miley your about to feel the wrath of Santa you ho ho ho

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

santa's reindeer

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016

winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

santa gravy

Egg nog

Let's have a tall glass of Santa Gravy to celebrate the season

by 123TheTruth321 April 2, 2016