River Scott

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

by lil black guy May 2, 2019

River Raisin

A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.

"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

river ball

The act of pissing in a bowling ball

I drank too much at that party and ended up pulling a river ball right in front of stacy's mom

by 666 party with the devil bitch March 31, 2015

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003