professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024
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Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
by LordJenal March 31, 2024
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Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
by UndercoverOrca March 06, 2016
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White Claw Rapist

This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.
I was sleeping at tanner w house and he white claw rapisted me...I was never the same.
by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019
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rapist's apology

When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
by maraspopheacj July 29, 2018
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Rapist Hunter

When one tries to explain to a group of freinds that if 5 of them cannot repel one rapist (but using the disasterous words "beat off" one rapist) in a dark alley at night, they become notoriouslt known as a Rapist Hunter - only in the sense that one wants to pleasure them instead of kill.

Becomes funnier on one's own part when one plays along ...
Idiot: "Guys, if five of us can't beat off one rapist..."

Funny Guy: "HAHAHA, "beat off" .. Rapists beware! ... you Rapist Hunter"

Other Guy: " Hey, that dude is a rapist" *points*

Idiot: "Soooo ... you're a rapist are you!?!" *evil grin + rubs hands together as if up to no good*

... unexpected comedy.
by RyRy28 September 16, 2011
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food rapist

A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.
The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.
by Kittycares September 08, 2019
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