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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?
How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349
by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.
Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.
by Ed money April 9, 2023
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picture fiend

a person that likes to send/ receive pictures & admire them no matter what the content of the photo is
Damn i just sent you like 1,000 pictures yesterday & you want more you’re a picture fiend
by Fuglygod__ May 10, 2022
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Picture’s up

“Picture’s up!” is a term used by the 1st AD on a film set to indicate that the 1st AD has just said “Picture’s up!” It has no correlation to the actual filmmaking process.
1st AD: Alright picture’s up.

15 minutes pass without rolling.

1st AD: and pictures up.

20 minutes.
1st AD: picture’ll be up here. Alright picture’s gonna be up…uh yah.

2 hours.

1st AD: okay picture’s up lock it up and roll sound.
by House_pet August 17, 2022
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painting a picture

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.
by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009
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