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Neil

A skinny ass white boy that wheres glasses and has a centimeter peen
Neil is such a bitch
by Landonj58 November 3, 2020
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A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message
by stevenrama February 20, 2020
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Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.
There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.
by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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Neil

a chill guy but he gets upset when someone steps on his shoes too much lol and is obsessed with soccer and basketball. He is also someone who is disliked by old people especially grandmas and eats waaaay too many bananas. Has beef with Noah. Is smart, i guess.
Wow he is such a Neil
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).
"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."
by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025
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