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Rainbow moose

A rainbow colored moose with two legs, eyes that point in opposite directions, and a rainbow colored body. He runs FULL SPEED and quickly changes directions. You are most likely to see rainbow moose on January 12th.
Holy moly!! Did you see that? It's rainbow moose!
by Billy Bo Bob Bobbert February 10, 2010
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Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010
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Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"
by winona August 13, 2005
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moose knukle

That girl has an enormous "moose knukle"
by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps
Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef
by platinum cow May 26, 2019
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moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.
Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015
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