A rainbow colored moose with two legs, eyes that point in opposite directions, and a rainbow colored body. He runs FULL SPEED and quickly changes directions. You are most likely to see rainbow moose on January 12th.
by Billy Bo Bob Bobbert February 10, 2010

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
by winona August 13, 2005

A camel toe for big people
by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014

A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

by platinum cow May 26, 2019

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015
