n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.
by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009
one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious
one who pets the precious
by Nerfer January 18, 2009
by Niggas can be doctors too May 10, 2022
A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up
by Robin<3 October 04, 2020
by Bopsybipsy October 31, 2019
by bruhmonkey September 24, 2020