Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

International send voice messages day

Aptil 29th is send voicr message day. So send voice messages to whoever you want. But don't say its your voice.

A: *sends voice message to B*
B: Why did you send that?
A: It's International send voice messages day!

by IfIExplodeRememberMe April 27, 2021

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.

They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.

by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 11, 2008

Feeler message

The art of posting a status, snapchat story or other non-personal story in the hope your crush will see it and message you.

I didn't want to message her first, so I sent out a feeler message in the hope she would see it and message me.

by Stardrive450 June 24, 2017