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self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee October 27, 2012
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message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is
dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her
by stavragar March 20, 2017
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Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.
Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016
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Pyramid Message

A social media post worded in such a way as to encourage the reader to copy/paste the same message to their own feed. It will often (but not always) use an emotional theme to trigger a feeling of guilt in the reader in order to facilitate its underlying purpose to rapidly spread using a pyramid structure.
Example of a pyramid message:

Everyone says: "If you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you ". I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, that out of my family and friends less than 7 will take the time to put this on their wall to help raise awareness of mental health difficulties.
So surprise me and prove me wrong!!! 🌻💛
by MickTheSick April 9, 2021
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Feeler message

The art of posting a status, snapchat story or other non-personal story in the hope your crush will see it and message you.
I didn't want to message her first, so I sent out a feeler message in the hope she would see it and message me.
by Stardrive450 June 24, 2017
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