knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Cat knocking

When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry

Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems

You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.

by Big timestuff April 20, 2018

Knocking and Cocking

When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.

Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking

by TittyBuster78 December 6, 2020

Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart

My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock

by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021

Cop Knock

Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.

I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.

by SoManyShenanigans August 14, 2021

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012