Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 5, 2015

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan

He is the whitest of the whitest bread that will decide to eat you if you turn him on

Damn you are good in the bed you must be a Jordan

by iamthetrustgod July 10, 2018