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home kiosk

A personal computer for people who are not interested in hobbyist computing; such users want to write e-mail, browse the Internet, and make light use of office applications, but they do not want to learn details about the computer or spend time maintaining it.
Grandfather doesn't want a fancy computer and doesn't want anything complicated. He only wants a home kiosk that he can use to send e-mail to the family and check news and weather on the Web.
by Okram Civokraz January 17, 2008
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Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.
That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.
by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009
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Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."
by GDPYT November 28, 2018
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track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.
When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.
by David Hern December 12, 2017
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Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil
"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."
by hoppersnoel December 20, 2012
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mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.
Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?
by eme jota ce October 16, 2009
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phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018
mugGet the phone homemug.

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