The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone

Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”

by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025

Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

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Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Finished

When your life has gone below rock bottom and only God can save you now💀

Brume is finished

by Who tf used “I’m HIM” March 9, 2023

deathly finish

where you shoot oneself in a fatal place but you stay alive until you bleed out, so during this time ,while you're alive, you try to masturbate and finish as you die

'im fed up with life but i want pleasure......i might as well do a deathly finish'

by ALLTIMELOW69 February 26, 2014

Musty Finish

Derived from the skill of hitting a musty flick (from Rocket League), Someone involved in sexual intercourse gets very close to finishing, and right as they are about to blow a load, they hit a backflip, stick it back in, and bust inside. Basically Backflipping and busting.

I just hit a crazy Musty Finish!
She asked for the Musty Finish

I want him to Musty finish inside of me.

by Senior Hesi February 5, 2025

Kurtis-finish

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.

I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.

by The Distroller February 29, 2024

The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum

Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

by Blkash July 24, 2017