Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
by IAMALAN November 25, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a Celtic name which means noble, handsome etc.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.
He's a sweetheart; he's Alan.
by Amir Zayed Khan November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. good guy, good friend :thumbsup:
by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022
Get the Alan Stanleymug. Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly
by anonymous November 24, 2020
Get the Alan Polancomug. by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023
Get the Alanmug. he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby
by Oakley mai June 20, 2024
Get the Alanmug.