Fishy Surprise

The act of pouring alcoholic spirites into a woman's vaginal region, picking her up and shaking her before she releases the fishy-essence of the spirit into your mouth.
Dave found a proper fit milf and asked her if she'd do a Fishy Surprise for him.
by Gandalf the Greyg May 07, 2013
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Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge
Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.
by Sbrodolino21 February 09, 2020
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Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
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The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
by K-man75 September 03, 2012
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pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.
"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"
by MeatPopsicle69 April 01, 2021
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Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 02, 2010
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Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from
Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"
by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009
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