dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014

Buffalo Surprise

Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.

Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.

by MisterPhister September 29, 2019

Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge

Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.

by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020

surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.

The surprised meme confused everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

by kittsy December 24, 2012

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

CSI Surprise

In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.

Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.

After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.

by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012