circle song

The best song to educate little people about how to work out area of a circle, and the best song to make anyone has a very weary feeling.
Man: Hey have you heard the Circle Song?
Other Man: Oh yes that song makes me feel weary. 😩😩😩
by Bongeeloo2 September 06, 2020
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The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
by Bob October 10, 2004
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The Diarrhea Song

when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...

(chorus)

When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...

(chorus)

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...

(chorus)

When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..

(chorus)
The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.
by Melbear May 11, 2005
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your song

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.
Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*
by obungus May 31, 2018
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Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".
Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.
by wDawks March 18, 2018
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ass song

Singing into someone's asshole as a means for seducing them. Songs with a lot of trilling likely produce the best results.
"Brent sang an ass song to Holly last night and she was pretty into it."
by fuzzypink December 06, 2018
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christmas song

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.
What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.

Oh. Okay
by Mel Torme December 12, 2006
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