The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!
by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013
Get the lithuanian love puddlemug. to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.
by massive clue June 9, 2009
Get the Pakistani mud puddlemug. Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).
The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.
The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.
"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."
by TheTributeAct May 19, 2022
Get the puddle drinkermug. a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
Get the green puddle skippermug. She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...
by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011
Get the driveway puddle shallowmug. by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
Get the Dope Puddle Cheatermug. Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
by BigDHill September 22, 2015
Get the egyptian mud puddlemug.