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women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
mugGet the women pointsmug.

Mute Point

A point so stupid that if it was uttered in a Zoom meeting, you would be muted for the remainder of the meeting.
Person A: “I don’t hold a hose, it’s not a race.”
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute

Rest of Australia: applause
by Layla Lovelace April 20, 2022
mugGet the Mute Pointmug.

Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010
mugGet the Bro Pointsmug.

Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
mugGet the Piss pointmug.

twin points

The bonus points hot twins gets added to their score. This doesn't apply to un-attractive twins.
Art Vandalay: Do you see those twins over there? They're so hot... definitely 7's.

Cosmo: 7's? 7's!? You forgot to give them, their twin points. They're textbook 8's.
by The WOJE May 26, 2010
mugGet the twin pointsmug.

Point bag

From drug-scene.co.nz

Methamphetamine is commonly sold in standard weights known as "points", "grams" and "ounces". Points are also known as "Dots", "P's" or "Spot bags". Point bags are small plastic bags that measure approximately 2.5cm x 3.5cm. They come in a wide range of patterns.
The police searched me and found the point bags.
by Kingdragonfly August 19, 2015
mugGet the Point bagmug.

pookie point

When the of receives a pookie point from their hibabi oi bean friend guy fol pea for accomplishing and accomplishing the task at hand.
Yoi my good oi bean bob, I would like to offer you a 1-800 pookie point for completing the task I have given to you. take it as a token of appreciation my silly pea. un mimi.
by antidub February 10, 2021
mugGet the pookie pointmug.

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