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Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007
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onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
by Tom Crate January 4, 2012
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onion hoe

An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.
Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe
by atlan200 July 27, 2018
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Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)
"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."
by hammertime123467 February 9, 2019
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onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
by onion1 October 12, 2019
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Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
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ROB/onion

One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time
Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago
by jrathe89 April 2, 2009
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