jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts
dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.
by paulthecomet May 20, 2010
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Jaja jamaican man sussy baka

A very bizare individual that likes cock and likes listening yo gay music
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A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
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A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)
Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."
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The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma
by newtonwonnie February 26, 2019
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Jamaican Knee Sweeper

Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.
“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated
by TheFreakyDictionary June 05, 2024
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Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 30, 2024
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