Cock Flu is another way of saying gonorrhea.
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?
My girlfriend is pissed! She screaming that I gave her gonorrhea. I said "No! I have Cock Flu. YOU have gonorrhea!
by Seauton22 January 25, 2011
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
by The Ryan Richards December 05, 2008
A bad case of Influenza that is very contagious and causes harsh pain as well as irritation of and in the throat and neck area also causes the victim to be restless and tired. Similar to Whooping Cough. Josh also calls this Suck-Ass Fever
by Josh Flu February 08, 2006
by GenderBinarySystem February 26, 2018
They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
by tall g May 03, 2009
The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.
Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.
by olavahc April 28, 2009
Person 1: Dude i dont do anything today im sick
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest
by Mxman March 23, 2009