toothbrush fairy

When Peyton Oliver shoves a toothbrush in his asshole while drunk

Bro I watch him pull a toothbrush fairy

by Dick2473935427883 May 12, 2022

Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.

Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!

by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011

stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.

Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Tusk Fairy

A Large Ginger sweat monster with her front teeth missing.Usually of little importance in the office but has pulled the conclusion out of her arse that she is in charge of the company.

Man i just walked into work an OMG the tusk fairy nearly got me!

by Dream God May 12, 2009

rose fairy

The menstrual period women are forced to suffer through each month.

My visit from the rose fairy happened a little late this month.

by Populace August 30, 2005

Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010