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A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob February 25, 2011
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