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Wolfman Fog

Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.
After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
by GBorden April 18, 2014
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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beer fog

The beer's spirit (or birit) escaping its frosty cask.
As I opened my frosty bottle of PBR I notice the birit escaping into a beer fog.
by Foxie22 December 24, 2014
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London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
by the.sweetness January 2, 2015
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thirst fog

When a person is in such a state of thirst that it becomes an impairment to their vision and thinking. Furthermore, it becomes the inner motivation for their actions.
Johnny: Jimmy, you okay? You seem so thirsty right now.
Jimmy: I know, it is such a bother. The thirst fog is consuming me.
by Tuckbro2 August 7, 2015
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Fog of Waah

When you're so wrapped up in your own moody moping that you can't see, act, or /think clearly. The ugly emo cousin of fog of war. In extreme cases, send for a waahmbulance.
Barry's so mopy and depressed about being dumped by Ellen that he's oblivious that Tracy has a major crush on him. Hopefully he's get a clue when he escapes the fog of waah.
by amphigori September 7, 2016
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doom fog

Antiquing someone with flour packed into one's rectum.
"Doom fog tastes like shit, but waking up to ram your forehead into your roommate's butt cheeks is worse."
by Splatterblisters November 21, 2016
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