Feds

A different name for police in london.

Man, fuck the feds!

by Whdts8iagatsiwg October 30, 2019

Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.

The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?

by somerandompiggo2 April 07, 2024

Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'

"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"

by VivaLaMission December 05, 2024

Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not

Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed

by pseudoymui April 28, 2021

Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?

Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

fed

a nigger who snitches on people

aye khriy travis latney from wiliiam wirt middle school is a fed

by jjthegod December 08, 2019