Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.

Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?

by Polker November 20, 2019

Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up

She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me

by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019

Scab eater

Cardi B’s one and only alter ego, where she goes around eating people’s dry dead skin (scab).

Scab eater seen eating Offset’s scab. Scab eater is so obsessed with Nicki Minaj

by Pull up in the SriLanka January 04, 2022

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 01, 2017

Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 22, 2010

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

by fatchungus123 August 04, 2019