A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
by BClawd April 10, 2019
Get the Dick-Eyemug. by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016
Get the eye watermug. Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
Get the Eye Closermug. by 010Rusty April 17, 2023
Get the Pork Eyemug. The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.
Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.
by thatoneguywhoeatskids October 29, 2019
Get the Lemon eyesmug. by Jzander July 4, 2007
Get the eye tapmug. A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.
Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010
Get the Office Eyesmug.