2 definition by Jzander

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Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'.
Hey you see that Hottie?

Yeah, I already eye tapped that.
by Jzander June 09, 2007

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Part of the 'Unhappy Meal' that goes with whamburger and cry fries.
You want a sulk shake to go with your cry fries? Stop whining about your fat ass and go excercise.
by jzander September 06, 2007

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