It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales
by Deer sausage November 13, 2013
Get the deer sausagemug. The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?
Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!
by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021
Get the Deer hoofmug. The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
Get the Not Deermug. Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.
by .cLxUdY_bXnNyy. February 12, 2021
Get the Amaghi Deermug. Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.
by Magba June 15, 2022
Get the Deeringmug. Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.
by Balatro February 19, 2023
Get the Deermug. 