by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. by g drop bag March 9, 2021
Get the COVID SYMPTOMSmug. This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Mungingmug. by Zlaze May 17, 2022
Get the COVID-21mug. A virus made in 2056 Its know as SARS-COV56-VIRUS
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
"my friend is in danger of the Covid-56 his Minecraft dog died I must find him a new one before Gamer Depression kicks and before he thinks about suicide"
by SilencedMyth March 20, 2021
Get the Covid-56mug. Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
by Buchi November 21, 2020
Get the COVID Scaremug. When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
by Covido September 19, 2021
Get the Covid-☯️mug.