So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.
by washyourhands March 16, 2021
Get the covid conveniencemug. I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.
My roots are so grey I have covid hair.
My roots are so grey I have covid hair.
by WndrWen March 7, 2021
Get the Covid Hairmug. by g drop bag March 9, 2021
Get the COVID SYMPTOMSmug. Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.
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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
Get the Crying Covidmug. When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
Get the Covid Slingshotmug. The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020
Get the COVID machismomug. by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug.