When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
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