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Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.
You were Cobra on that one.
by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019
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Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra
by Reaper22 December 7, 2019
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Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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Cobra

An regularly used term of endearment in Australia. Usually used between two men who have a pre-existing rapport.
“Oi cobra, lets sneak out to the pub for a few sneaky pints.”

“Cobra! Give me a dart!”
by Anita Holiday August 31, 2020
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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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Cobra Rinse

A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.
Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.
by Klendi October 17, 2020
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