Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.

Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!

by Mozy November 17, 2022

COBRA

A cobra is a person that may seem autistic but is actually really intelligent.

Dude, I think shes a cobra

by cobrak September 29, 2022

Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020

Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023

Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

Cobra

An older man who frequents bars and nightclubs where young women are numberous in order to take one home or to date one. Usually attractive (or think they are) or very wealthy, cobras have no problem finding women who are 15-20+ years younger than them. Most of their women have daddy issues. Male equivalent of a cougar.

The cobra that I met at the bar the other night is taking me on a trip to France with him! I know he has several wrinkles but as long as I sleep with him, he takes care of me!

Ex. Hugh Hefner

by Smarty_Marty July 26, 2012

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018