Relatively cheap Canadian whiskey that equates to the poor man's Crown Royal. Pretty good with a mixer, but if you're thinking about drinking this shit straight, then you're an idiot. Consume too much and you'll probably end up walking around town in the middle of the night, no matter the temperature, and waking up with a serious headache.
Why should I pay out the ass for Crown when I have this perfectly good 10 dollar bottle of Canadian Hunter?
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Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
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