panda man

A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.

jeremy panda man

by distruction jr February 18, 2010

Saxcited Panda

"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."

> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"

by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016

virginity panda

A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.

That girl is a total virginity panda.

by Miasaurous December 22, 2013

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.

She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!

by AC MCMR September 05, 2017

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 11, 2009

panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...

hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?

by panda sock April 17, 2021

Arna Panda

Very tall(est.), intelligent, only one capable of meeting V and the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocius person.
Everyone obeys her except people whose names start with K

Guy 1 - Do you know Arna Panda?
Guy 2 - That super tall girl?
Literally every person on the planet - Ah yes thats the one.
Burj khalifa- *cries in short*

by Big Zack June 17, 2021