Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

Animal testing by this username sucks October 11, 2021

one eye texting 

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

one eye texting by chris suave January 20, 2010

tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.

-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!

tag team texting by STEFAANN November 1, 2010

bottom texting 

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.

Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"

bottom texting by mhcool10 March 21, 2017

texting off 

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

texting off by battichica January 19, 2007

Jew Texting 

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.

Quit jew texting.

Jew Texting by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008

Analog Texting 

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

Analog Texting by Just.Trey September 4, 2010