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taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.
'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'
by Iwo July 10, 2007
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ball tapping

The term "ball tapping" refers to the intentional act of hitting or kicking a male in in genital area.
It's a disturbing game with devastating consequences, and a new WTHR survey suggests it is rampant in Indiana schools.

"Ball tapping" is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals. Earlier this month, an Eyewitness News investigation showed the game has become commonplace in some area schools, resulting in serious injuries for students.
by ldfhsldkhklhdlf December 2, 2009
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taking her shoes

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.
Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.
by Foot Locker December 27, 2008
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taking the mickey

Derived from Cockney Rhyhming Slang - Taking the Mickey Bliss - piss

A very British way to ask if someone is taking the piss - ie making fun of you.
Trudy - I love your new trousers!

Judy - Are you taking the mickey?
by Dave Robertshaw October 15, 2008
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taking the edge off

Taking the edge of is using a intoxicating substance to clam a person. when there nerves are fucked and there about to explode.

Intoxicating substances that can be used to achieve this are cigarettes, weed, alcohol, opiates, and many more dugs to many to list here. WARNING using certain certain substances can cause a person to be more angery instead of clam.... Beware of the real effects of whatever us take! before u take it
Person 1: Damn it u lil shit head u fuckkinn fuck fuck you

Person 2: ay were what did I do
Person 1: You ate fuckkinn getting on my damn nerves
Person 2: Damn chill

Person 1: you got something to help with taking the edge off
Person 2: yea I got some good weed
by Luci savage March 12, 2018
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Taking Back Sunday

Adam, Eddie, Mark, Matt, Fred.
5 awesome guys that make up a kickass band called Taking Back Sunday.
by RAWR August 25, 2003
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