Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.

John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat

by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Taint jockey

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.

He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey

by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

suck taint

A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot

OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"

by QuebxcOnVocab July 23, 2020

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015