english sucks

read doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead but not lead and doesn't with read but with read it does and lead doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead.
Person 1: *says the definition*
Person 2: ?
Person 2: this is why english sucks.
by somethingisntwrong;) November 29, 2021
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Hot Suck

The act in which a women or man performs oral sex after eating something very spicy.
Juan: Damn why were you screaming last night? Was she that crazy?
Jostin: Damn she was wild. Has me praying to god after she ate hot cheetos and started to do the Hot Suck
by JadedNox April 03, 2019
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cry-suck

when little kids cry so hard they can't breath any more, trying to suck in air. kind of like hiccups but with alot more noise and you really want to slap the child to shut it up.
"Stop all that cry-suck you gonna die if keep it up.....thats if it gets to you before i do!"
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
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Sucks bitch!

A response to a negative occurance, often used by Valley Girls
Girl1: OMG, I lost my wallet!
Girl2: Sucks bitch!
by LaceyA1982 July 24, 2008
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Crowd suck

The act of giving a random guy at a concert a blow job
Bro that fat bitch is giving that guy crowd suck
by Crowd suck69 March 20, 2016
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Suck The Mouse

Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.
"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"
by Mouse Sucker April 06, 2022
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