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Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.
"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"
by clmonty March 27, 2009
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cheese titties/swiss titties is on a womans body there are dimples and/or cellulite on her breastesses forming holes making it looks like swiss cheese.
Yo dude the other day i was fucking this fat chick/twinkie and she had cheese titties/swiss titties. Then to top it all off i cumed in them
by Derek Evans April 15, 2008
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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010
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Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.
by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021
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Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!
by swissmiss_redditor December 12, 2012
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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019
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