CSI Surprise

In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.

Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.

After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.

by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012

cim surprise

Cim Surprise

I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 31, 2022

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.

The surprised meme confused everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017

Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010